“Trapped in the Attic: The Balloon Boy Hip Hopera” Parody

The biggest sham since Sham-wow.

*Parody of R. Kelly’s “Trapped In The Closet”

http://www.parodyrapper.com
http://www.facebook.com/SeanieMic
http://www.twitter.com/SeanieMic
http://www.myspace.com/SeanieMic

My name is Falcon and its a Thursday afternoon
You may have heard of me Im the boy in the balloon
My brothers and me, well, we have the day off of grade school
But my dad is yelling at me he is being very cruel
Some say my parents are worse than TVs Kate & Jon
Im the most famous 6 year old since Elian
Let me tell you how I ended in this predicament
Some thought I got into the balloon, but I didnt
I was in the attic hiding in a cardboard box
My name may be a bird, but Im sly like a fox
The balloon it did get loose and my brother may have lied
When he told my parents that I was inside for the ride
The authorities they wasted two hours of their day
They even put Denver Airport on a delay
All the networks covered the story even wolf blitzer
I pissed people off with balloonboy breaking twitter
When the saucer finally landed, it was in a farming field
They opened it up and to their surprise it revealed
I wasnt in that balloon at all nowhere in sight
They found me trapped in the attic, but I was alright
America was puzzled by these bizarre events
And wanted to hear the story straight from my parents
Larry King was the program where we got an interview
And I just blew our cover, were about to get screwed
He asked them if I heard them calling out my name
I said we did it for the show o shit back in the attic
You could see my parents insides they were falling apart
My mom became real nervous so she did fart
O no, they caught onto us, they know that its a hoax
In the words of Porky Pig, a dibby-a dibby thats all folks
I go to bed and wake up for some more TV press
My dad came up with an idea for us not to confess
So were on the Today show
And where is Matt Lauer?
How did we end up with Meredith
That milk I drank was sour
My dad wants me to get sick
To avoid any questions
About Larry King last nite
Im in a fetal position
My stomach is growling
Have you seen my rap video?
Or the wifeswap reruns
We appeared twice on that show
I bet my girlfriend is watching
About to pull a Stan Marsh
Hey mom please hand me a cup
On live TV, i throw up, throw up, throw up

…And in case you missed it, click here to see my buddy’s “I’m in a Box” Balloon Boy parody!