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You can delete an ex from all of your social networks all you want, but if you two still have mutual friends, you’re bound to still stumble upon photos of that person. Someone needs to develop an app that fixes that. Thanks.
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I wish more people remembered that your shit still stinks, whether or not you have a degree.
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Apparently a lot of girls think I’m competition. They don’t seem to realize that the key is to do exactly what I do: Not compete.
Nobody likes a tryhard.
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If you don't know me, you'd probably think I was...
As some of you know, I fell deathly ill last weekend.
No. Really. I hit a 105.5 fever, which some of you may know starts being on the borderline of brain damage, seizures, and/or death. Fortunately, my mother was around to rescue me and immediately started sponging me down to get my temperature to cool off. She caught everything just in time.
It was the result of a stomach virus. Possibly from...
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